Mystery MMA Shorts
🥋 Built for Chaos. Powered by Regret (but like, the good kind).
These aren’t just shorts.
They’re a surprise uppercut from the fashion king of fightwear.
A wildcard injection straight into your gym bag.
Choose your size and we’ll summon a pair of high-quality MMA shorts from the Fight Club Crate vault—hand-picked by fate, caffeine, and pure violence.
💀 Might be from a fight team that eats glass for breakfast.
💀 Might be repping a gym that only trains in basements.
💀 Might be so cool your training partner suddenly develops "knee pain" and stops showing up.
One thing’s for sure:
They’re battle-ready, squat-proof, and designed to survive five rounds with your inner demons.
One size. One pair. One mystery.
You don’t get to choose the style. That’s the point.
You’re a fighter—embrace the unknown.
🚫 No returns. No complaints. No mercy. 🚫